Just Couldn't Do It

[EOU]

You have to a heartless monster to actually use these toothy edges.
   

[grepper]

Be kind to your fruit and veggies or its friends and family members will retaliate.  You won't know when or where, but it WILL happen!

   

[Bud]

Good one guys. Had a pretty good chuckle over both of these. That's what I like about this forum. It's not just grinding edges and what hone do you use?

[Bubby]

Same thing happened to me this summer when I was laying down wood for the winter.  Can't be certain if it was me or the chainsaw. 

   

[grepper]

If I were you I would be very concerned and find difficulty in getting to sleep.  Hopefully you are aware that late at night when the moon is full, those beings come to life!   It knows who you are, and saw what you did with your chainsaw.

   

[Bud]

Can't help it I'm coming in. Trees don't scare me much. Here's the toothy edge that does. Mrs. Bud. This must have been taken right after I told her I was thinking about buying another grinder. This isn't really a picture of Mrs. Bud. Mrs. Bud can get a whole lot madder than this.

   

[Bubby]

Thanks a bunch Grepper! When we said hello over the phone I thought you were a nice guy. Found one of the kids old teddy bears and a blanky and that's what I'll be sleeping with tonight.     You'll never catch me out in the woods alone again!